It is once again time for me to share the demented products and reviews I’ve come across at my job, which involves looking through a lot of Amazon products and reviews.
I actually learn a lot from these things, like that certain cookware is unsafe for birds or if you order clothing from an unreputable source, it might arrive at your house smelling like a rotted corpse.
Speaking of Amazon, I recently learned that Jeff Bezos has four children, but no one knows the names of three of them. There is Preston Bezos, and then just three unknown children. I mean some people know their names, like Jeff probably, but it’s not public information, and you won’t find any information by searching on Google, which is really a feat.
Now onto the Bezos family’s bread and butter: beard trimming bibs.
You can’t really tell from this “photo” but this beard-trimming bib is supposed to attach to your mirror with little suction cups. Beard trimmings around the sink are truly disgusting so I guess this is a fine invention.
Why is this toddler washing windows? Why is she barefoot? Why does it look like an oil painting? I don’t have any answers except that this was a product image for opaque window film.
These people have barely even sat down for dinner (you can tell by the overturned glasses) and already they’re having their photo taken by the paparazzi! It’s not their fault that they got caught in the background of a much bigger celebrity: a magnetic planter that levitates.
What I love most is that someone would post this thinking that it could possibly be useful to anyone else buying a dish rack.
At first I thought caring about fumes toxic to birds was very specific, but then I found another review soon after. I feel like if teflon is that bad for birds, humans probably shouldn’t use it either.
You would not believe the amount of times I find reviews for a product that has a “strong fish odor.” Sometimes someone will give a 5-star review and write “I did have to air it out in my backyard for a week, but after that it wasn’t an issue.”
Amen, sister!!!