I’m in my job application era, meaning I’ve been applying to jobs regularly since March 2021 but have really been on a spree in the past month. I have a job, but it’s only part-time and I’m overqualified for it. It also involves looking at a lot of product listings on Amazon, where I never shop, so it’s a real anthropological study in “what the hell is going on with this website created by the richest man in the world?”
Sometimes I worry that I’m walking a dangerous line by making fun of part of my job but then I remember I’m actually making fun of AI-generated listings for plastic trash sold by a company with abhorrent labor practices. And also this newsletter only goes out to like 40 people.
Anyway here are some really images used to sell things!
“Honey, when will dinner be ready?” the husband asked.
“Just as soon as I finished cutting up these paper window blinds to sprinkle on top as a garnish!” his wife replied.
Pure poetry. I have no notes. Whom among us would reject this lovely tiny foot?? Actually my one note is that they could’ve used a better photo of a cartoon foot instead of an ancient, degraded image of Teletubbies.
I have come across this image no less than four times. My bf pointed out that this makes hair and lint collector look like a scary threat to the animals even though it’s just picking up the fur they leave behind.
For me personally, when I have my birthday paty dance, I know that I’m gonna want a glamour 4shoot with all my friends (because I lead an elegant and delicate life). The only way to do so is by wearing a headband that’s suitable for all kinds of scene!
Why do these bath bombs look like they’re having a gorgeous day at a spa in Miami that has $30 bottles of water?
What is happening with the figure on the bottom? Is that a real character and a knockoff? It looks so confusing and reminds of this indecipherable image. The dogs aren’t doing themselves any favors either.
On the one hand it looks like macaroni. On the other hand, it looks like a thick layer of hummus on top. On the other other hand, there is loose shrimp, peppers, and possibly pecans? Would love more theories on what this dish could possibly be.
Who knew a photo selling a screen door could double as the cover of a Christian romance novel about a woman who falls in love with her husband?
I feel uncomfortable just looking at this and I’m sorry I’m making you look at it too.
The thirst for screen doors just cannot be quenched! This woman is standing as if she is wearing 4-inch heels but look closer and she appears to be barefoot. She is also holding a tray with a jug of olive oil and two slices of white bread.
I just wish I had a brain so smooth that I could see this photo and think “oh what a cute top!”